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October 20, 2013

Warning! Adult420XXX: Quickie ORDERS 4 U2 Serf Bears!!! And WordPress Slaves To Do RIGHT NOW!!! Swat! Swat! Swat! You Two MUST SMOKE LOTS 4 ME Right NOW! Swat! Swat! Swat! And Be Very Submissive And Be Very Obedient To Me Your SmokeMasterAllenD Swat! Swat! Swat! Swat!! Swat!! Swat!! Swat!!! Swat!!! U2 Need A Good Spanking!!! And U2 NEED TO GET SUPER STONED For Your 420SmokeMasterAllenD! Right NOW!!! Smoke 4ME NOW!!! That Is AN ORDER!!!!! Swat!!! Swat!!! Swat!!! Hold It!!! Swat!!! Swat!!! Swat!!!

Your ORDERS ARE IN THE TITLE!!!!!

NOW GO AND OBEY THEM Immediately!!!

SWAT!! SWAT!!! SWAT!!! SWAT!!!! SWAT!!!!! SWAT!!!!!!

I ORDER! U2 To Both Hurry Up!

Strip Down To Your Undies!

Fill Up Your Bongs With A Biiiggg Fresh Load!!

Help Me To Tie U Up! And Restrain U!!!

And Then…

Get Veerry Super Stoned For Me!!!

That’s A Firm Order! SUCK LONG AND HARD! And OFTEN!!!
On YOUR BONGS!
GET SUPER STONED!!! for me,
AND SUPER 420HORNY for each other!!!
Right Now!!!

U2 Dogpress Slaves MUST OBEY ME!!!

While Doing So Veerry Submissively!!!

THOSE ARE ALL ORDERS FROM ME…
*SmokeMASTERAllenD*

March 16, 2013

WARNING!!! Adult420XXX Material! Very HOT!!!: 420SmokeMasterAllenD Says *FILL Your BONGS!!!* Right NOW!!! U2 Cherry Pies! Your 420Master Is Going To Spoil U2 4 Doing Such A GOOD JOB Lately!!! I Am Going 2 Make U2 Get REAL STONED! 4 Me! Then We R Going 2 Have Some Serf Bear Slave Fun! (12/29/2012)

SmokeMasterAllenD: We3 Are Going To
Do Things a Bit Different 2day U2 Smokey Bears!!!

U2: Oh! Yes!!! Master!!!

Oh! Yes!!! Boss!!! Whatever U Say!!!

SmokeMasterAllenD: We’ve Got Some Business To Discuss Be4…
We Get Too Stoned!!! And 420Sexy And 420Wild Today!!!

U2: Oh! Yes! Master!

Oh! Yes! Boss Bear!

We will DO WHATEVER YOU SAY!!!

SmokeMasterAllenD:

I AM GOING TO FORCE U2 TO BOTH SMOKE AS MUCH AS I WANT U2…
And Force U2 TO GET AS STONED
AS I COMMAND U 2 Get FOR ME! SmokeMasterAllenD!!!

I Want U2 In Your Favorite Undies! & And
A Loose Soft Cotton Tee Shirt When You Are Smoking For Me!

Then SMOKE A BOWL or 2 and STRIP YOUR UNDIES OFF!!!

And later STRIP UNTIL U2 are BOTH NAKED!!!
And BOTH Super Stoned 4 Me!
Your SMOKEMASTERAllenD!!!

U2: Oh!!! Yes!!! Master!!!

Oh!!! Yes!!! SmokeMasterAllenD!!!

Me: I Want U2 to Do a little Sexy Dancing
Facing And Looking At And Touching Each Other!!!
While U Get Dressed This Way For Me!

But FIRST I WANT U2 to Share *Two* WHOLE BOWLS
WITH EACH OTHER WHILE I WATCH U2 SMOKE THEM AT MY COMMAND!!!

I want you BOTH 2 Get REAL Stoned!!!
***SUPER STONED!!!!!!!!***As STONED AS I MAKE U Be!!!
For Your 420SmokeMaster and SmokeyBossAllenD!

Before You Strip Down and Sexy Dance for Me and Your Partner!!!

SmokeMasterAllenD! ORDERS U2 TO 420Smoke YOGA STYLE!!! Your legs overlapping each others!
On the Rug Right in Front of Me!!!
Close 2 Me! And **Each Other!!!**

Each of U2 lighting Up THE OTHER One WHILE SHE HAS
HER HANDS BEHIND HER HEAD… SUBMISSIVE…
2 EACH OTHER…
Taking Turns Being Very Submissive
To One Another At My Command!!!
And ALWAYS BOTH BEING VERY Submissive 2 Me!!!

I Want u2 to Both Get Stoned While I ORDER
YOU Two!!! *When* to *Give* and/or *Take Big Hits!!! For SmokeMasterAllenD!!!Me!

While I ORDER U2 To Hold These Big Hits!! 4Me!

SmokeMasterAllenD: I ORDER U 2 To Hold Them In A Real Long Time!!!

I ORDER U2 To Hold Each Hit!!! For As Long As You Can!!!

U2SmokeyBearSlaves: OH!!! YES!!! Master!!!

Please Make Me Take Big Hits 4 You Master!!!
Force Me Hold Them In 4 U A Real LONG TIME!!!

I WANT TO GET SUPER STONED FOR YOU MASTER!!!

Your Wish Is My Command Master!!!

I Promise I Will OBEY U AT ALL TIMES SmokeMasterAllenD!!!

I Am YOUR “Very Obedient!” Serf Bear!!! MASTER!

And I Will SLAVE AWAY 4 YOU@All Times! Master!

SmokeMasterAllenD: I am going to Swat U2…
And Make You Smoke LOTS MORE!!!!!

We Are going to Video the One Being 420Submissive!!!
So We Can All Watch Her Being VERY 420Submissive Later and Train Her TO BE EVEN MORE 420SUBMISSIVE than she was before!!!

Later Is After We3 Are All Real Stoned!!!

More Coming later! It’s Time For U2 Serf Bears To Be Very Obedient to Me! and TO SMOKE A REAL LOT!!! FOR SmokeMasterAllenD!Me!

SMOKE SOME POT RIGHT NOW!!!

That’s A FIRM ORDER FROM ME!!!

March 14, 2013

Good Morning Girls!!! How R U2 This Beautiful Morning? I Got Some Much Needed Rest Last Night! I Hope U2 Lesbian 420sub WordPress Serf Bears For 420SmokeMasterMe! Did 2! (1-12-2013)

I Know FOR ***CERTAIN***!!!!!
Via Intuitive Internet WordPress Signaling
While Collaborating In Real Time
Over the Internet
Using WordPress
THAT MY TWO
San Francisco Lesbian 420sub HEROIC
WordPress Website Development Specialists
Have Gone Through HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lately In Regard To
Being Repeatedly WHACKED With Poison Gas,
to INCLUDE All Day Yesterday
and All Last Night.

Unfortunately, this HELL!!! WILL CONTINUE
UNTIL u2 Exit The Apartment You Are In.
Even If They Back Off A Bit From
Whacking u2 With Poison Gas Today
They will whack you Tonight,
After the Last Amtrak Train Headed East
Has left the station.

I Pray That u2
Are Not Being Hit With Poison Gas!
As I write this.

I Keep Telling u2 that Amtrak,
or Perhaps An Emergency Plane Flight
if U are Rich,
is Your Only Way Out!

I know that u2 finally
heard me on this.

I hope u2 are Jumping On the Train TODAY!!!
Traveling Coach
Without Getting A Sleeper Car
Is Not That Bad.
There Is An Observation Car
With Windows And
Lots Of *Comfy Cuddle Seats For Two*.
Many Persons Simply Slept
In the Observation Car
When I took the train last May
2 try to join up with U2.

Before u2 Jump On The Train,
Or Take An Emergency Plane Flight,
DO NOT FORGET THE CRITICAL NEED
TO RELEASE YOUR NAMES
TO THE WORLD IN ORDER TO
PROTECT YOURSELVES
WITH THE UMBRELLA OF
YOUR POTENTIAL MARTYRDOM
SHOULD ANYONE BE FOOLISH ENOUGH
TO ACT AGAINST U2
WHILE You Are TRAVELING To Join Me.

The Best Place To Do This Is
THE TOP WordPress BLOG ON
http://Nutrientscure.WordPress.com

Or ANY WordPress Blog On
http://We3pickHypomanic420Fun.WordPress.com

Or Any WordPress Blog On
http://iWoodstock.WordPress.com.

All Three of Us Know that
These poison gas attacks are
Being orchestrated by the Mafia.
There is not one iota of doubt
In any of our minds about this.
All three of us
Know what is going on here.

Don’t u2 find it interesting that
“As a result of monitoring Facebook,
And monitoring the Internet in general”,
The U.S. Federal Government
Most certainly knows that
“The Mafia is trying to repeatedly kill u2”,
And the U.S. Federal Government Also Knows
“The Mafia has repeatedly tried to kill me as well”…
Yet the Feds simply
***Stand On the Sidelines And Watch***.

If and/or When Either U2 or I
Or *All Three Of Us*
Are Murdered by the Mafia,
With Our Own United States Federal Government
Witnessing This
WITHOUT TAKING ANY ACTION ON OUR PART,
There is Inevitably Going To Be
Grave Consequences
For Both Of These Parties (the Mafia and the Feds),
Or at least there should be.

I Can Not Imagine How Our Deaths
At the Hands Of the Mafia
On Behalf Of Big Pharma
With The United States Federal Government
Just Standing By
Are “Going To Be Covered Up And Forgotten”.

Perhaps Our Deaths At The Hands of the Mafia,
With Our Federal Government Standing By,
Witnessing This Via Internet Monitoring,
And Doing Nothing About It,
Or
Our Deaths At The Hands Of The Feds Themselves,
“Pretending to Be The Mafia”,
“A False Flag Attack Of Sorts”,
Will Spark the
Internet Freedom Woodstock!!! that
We had “Meant To Start Ourselves”,
And if so My Guess is
It Will Be A Very Well Attended Event!,
Probably Much Larger Than What
We Could Have Started Ourselves!!!
We Will Definitely Be Remembered There!!!

Thank God For The Power Of Google,
Facebook,
Twitter, etc.
And an Open and Free Internet!

In this Chess Game we are in,
We Three (We Four including Mark J.)
Have Played
The Powers To Be To AT LEAST A DRAW!!!
If They Bury Us3 Or Us4,
Our Collective Internet Martyrdom
Will Bury Them Back!
There Is No Way that
the Internet Freedom Folks
At Google,
Facebook,
Twitter, etc.
Are Going To Let the Powers that Be
Murder Two Or Three Or All Four Of Us,
In A Desperate Attempt To Stop
An Internet Freedom Woodstock
From Happening
This July In San Francisco,
And Simply Do Nothing About This!

Puff Puff Pass!

420SmokeMasterAllenD

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January 21, 2013

Allen Darman Finds It Ironic That While President Obama Is Being Sworn In My WordPress Collaborative Internet Team Is Fighting For Its Freedom And Its Life Vs. The United States Federal Government And The Mafia Too (1-21-2013)

Posted on January 21, 2013

Tweetable Link of this We3pickHypomanic420Fun WordPress Blog: http://wp.me/p2oP5o-9F

“DO NOT TRUST THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!”

What More Can I Say? other than “All it does is Spew Out Lies!”

Allen Darman

Some Related Blogs:

Congress Declares Offensive War on the Internet in NDAA; An Article from Pakalert Press on 12-18-2011 (1-21-2013)

http://suppressionbyallend.wordpress.com/2013/01/21/congress-declares-offensive-war-on-the-internet-in-ndaa-an-article-from-pakalert-press-on-12-18-2011-1-21-2013/

Internet Freedom Is Dead In America!!! Federal Government Censors And Hackers Continue To Actively Remove Key WordPress Internet Team Blogs From A Number Of Our WordPress Internet Team Websites And People Keep TRYING TO MURDER Two Of Our WordPress Collaborative Internet Team (12-29-2012) (Republished 1-3-2013 after another poison gas attack on my 2 Lesbian 420sub WordPress Website Developers on 1-2-2013)

http://whatmaybemylastweekswork.wordpress.com/2013/01/16/internet-freedom-is-dead-in-america-federal-government-censors-and-hackers-continue-to-actively-remove-key-wordpress-internet-team-blogs-from-a-number-of-our-wordpress-internet-team-websites-and-peopl/

UN Telecom Conference Assembles to Implement Governance Over Internet by Susanne Posel (12-5-2012)

http://suppressionbyallend.wordpress.com/2013/01/20/un-telecom-conference-assembles-to-implement-governance-over-internet-by-susanne-posel/

Suppression Of Great Truth Is The Norm It Seems!!! (8-30-2010)

http://acall4justifiablerevolution.wordpress.com/2012/12/30/suppression-of-great-truth-is-the-norm-it-seems-8-30-2010/

An Excerpt Written by Investigative Report Gary Vesperman Proving Pervasive And Longstanding >Federal Government< Suppression of Energy Inventions (4/29/2012)

http://energyinventionsuppression.wordpress.com/2012/12/06/an-excerpt-written-by-investigative-report-gary-vesperman-proving-pervasive-and-longstanding-federal-government-suppression-of-energy-inventions/

Some Interesting Facts and Figures Regarding Health Care and Energy Costs (10/22/2011)

http://nutrientscure.wordpress.com/2013/01/21/some-interesting-facts-and-figures-regarding-health-care-and-energy-costs-10222011-2/

Governmental vs. Alternative Medicine; It Is Time For Change (8-17-2010)

http://iwoodstock.wordpress.com/2013/01/02/governmental-vs-alternative-medicine-it-is-time-for-change-8-17-2010/

Alarm!!! Beware of that New Internet Security Center Opening In Utah in 2013! (April-9-2012)

http://july4threvolution.wordpress.com/2012/12/29/alarm-beware-of-that-new-internet-security-center-opening-in-utah-in-2013-april-9-2012/

A WordPress Blog Written Ahead of Its Time: FEMA Vans Are Likely To Begin Loading American Citizens Before Spring (12-20-2011)

http://nutrientscure.wordpress.com/2013/01/21/a-wordpress-blog-written-ahead-of-its-time-fema-vans-are-likely-to-begin-loading-american-citizens-before-spring-12-20-2011-3/

I Have Made The Top Ten Most Wanted List For FEMAcare It Seems (12-18-2011)

http://nutrientscure.wordpress.com/2011/12/17/i-have-made-the-top-ten-most-wanted-list-for-femacare-it-seems-12-16-2011/

A Blog I Wrote In 2006 Heavily Criticizing Our Federal Government (12-18-2011)

http://nutrientscure.wordpress.com/2011/12/18/a-blog-i-wrote-in-2006-heavily-criticizing-our-federal-government-12-18-2011/

January 21, 2013

Warning! Adult420XXX Content With Love Attached! From Your 420SmokeMasterAllenD: Nite Nite U2 Lesbian 420Sub Sweet Cherry Pies!!! Have Some 420CuddleAndNibbleFun!!! I Hope U2 420Smokey Serf Bears Do Not Get Gassed While I Sleep! (1-17-2013)

We3 have So Much 2 Be Thankful 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And We3 Have So Many People 2 Thank For Their!!!
Helping Us!!! In One Way Or Another!!!

Smoke Some Good Pot!!! MORE NOW!!!

Get Real Stoned Yoga Style!!!

Get Real Stoned!! Completely Naked!!!

***DO THIS RIGHT NOW!!! U2 SERF BEARS!***

Sitting Submissive!!! Yoga Style!!!
Naked On the Floor On A Big Clean Towel!!!!!

With a Freshly Loaded Bong!
A Lighter!
And Something to drink!
Close By Each Of U2!!!

Suck Down Great Big Bong Hits!!!
Every One Of Them!!!
And Hold Them As Long As U Possibly Can!!!
While Your Partner Holds And Lights the Bong 4 U!!!

Also Smoke Another Way 4 Me Sometimes!!!
For Me Your 420Master!!!
In This Way You Hold Your Own Lighter!
Your Partner Holds Your Bong For You
With One Hand!
And Your Partner’s Other Hand Holds
The Back Of Your Head,
Pulling Your Head Down On the Bong!
And **SHE ORDERS YOU TO LIGHT IT**
***AND TO TAKE A Real BIG HIT***
***While FORCING YOUR HEAD***
***Forcing Your MOUTH DOWN*** On
***THE BONG U Are Lighting***
***At HER COMMAND!!! 2 DO SO!!!***
***TO TAKE A Real BIG HIT for her!!!***
***To Smoke Some More for her!!!***
***To SMOKE AS MUCH AS
***SHE TELLS U 2 SMOKE 4 HER!!***.

Get Real Stoned!!!
***SUPER STONED***
This Way!!!
Naked!!!
Yoga Style!!!
Knees Touching!!!
And See What Happens! Afterwards!
Tell Me All About It Tomorrow!!!

Do This!!!

4 Your 420SmokeMasterAllenD!!!Me!!!

That is An ORDER!!!

I will dream of u2!

Nite Nite Sweetie Pies!

I ORDER U2 2 Eat the Hell Out Of Each Other!!!
Both Real Stoned And Smoking Even More!!!
See ya Tomorrow!

January 18, 2013

Warning! 420Sexual Content Warning! Hot!!! Adult420XXX Material: It Is NAP Time Again! For SmokeMasterAllenD Here Are Your ORDERS! 4 Just Before I Take That Nap! We3 Can Nap Real Stoned And Snuggled Up Together! After This! (1-5-2013)

http://wp.me/p2oP5o-W

This Material is XXX420Adult and Very Hot!

I republish this WordPress Blog
When “I actually need a Nap!”,
And intend on taking one very soon,
Such as “Right Now!”.

Puff puff pass!

420SmokeMasterAllenD!/strong>

January 17, 2013

Two Very Notable Quotes (1-17-2013)

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can’t help it.Leo Rosten

I’m No Professional Writer! I hack at it! Thank God I have two Professional Lesbian 420Sub WordPress Angels to edit me and back me up! They make me Look Professional! I would be nothing without the two of them! Allen Darman aka 420SmokeMasterAllenD!

January 17, 2013

I Pray To God That My Two Special Lesbian 420Sub WordPress Website Development Friends Are Still Alive This Morning (1-17-2013)

I Pray To God That My Two Special Lesbian 420Sub WordPress Website Development Friends Are Still Alive This Morning (1-17-2013)

17JAN

Posted on January 17, 2013

Every Night when I go to sleep from exhaustion and can no longer do any more for America, the World, and My Two Special Lesbian 420Sub WordPress Website Development Friends, I simply have to hope that the Murderous Poison Gas Attacks that they have been repeatedly been going through don’t finally succeed in killing them. I have to Simply Trust In God that my two heroic helpers will still be Alive in the Morning!

If the day ever comes that they are not Alive In The Morning,
This would be a Sad Day for the United States Of America,
It would be a Sad Day for the World, and
It would be **An Especially Sad Day For Me.**

I love these Two Lesbian Heroes So Dearly.

Allen Darman

Notable Quotes

The best time for planning a book is while you’re doing the dishes.
Agatha Christie

The best time for planning either an Internet Freedom Woodstock or a Justifiable Revolution In America for Me! would be **While Sharing!** a **Freshly Loaded Bong!** with my two Lesbian 420Submissive! Revolutionary Friends! at **Our Apartment!!!** In San Francisco! Allen Darman aka 420SmokeMasterAllenD

To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart.Phyllis Theroux

To take the Train is a good way for my two lesbian 420submissive friends to come to Albany New York and bring me back to San Francisco! If not, I am going to go to them when I get some dough in February! There is no mountain high enough to keep me from joining my two girls! i love them so dearly. Allen Darman aka 420SmokeMasterAllenD

Every writer I know has trouble writing.Joseph Heller

My son Willy Darman and I Co-Discovered the Cure For Writer’s Block in the summer of 2004. I’m a dummy! It took me both two years and Willy to remind me to make me realize this! It so turns out that the brain and functional thought that is needed for writing are both Heavily Amino Acid Dependent! And it also turns out that Willy’s simple yet profound idea of Willy’s Baggie of Nutritional and Natural Supplements Adequately Gives the Human Brain the Nutritional Support Necessary For Functional Thought Within A Matter of Hours when someone suffers from Writer’s Block! Allen Darman aka 420SmokeMasterAllenD

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
W. Somerset Maugham

There are three rules for Succeeding At Justifiable Revolution! in these Modern Internet Times. Fortunately, I know what they are. One is to Get Google on your side! The Second is to Get Facebook, Twitter, and the Internet Freedom Folks to join you! And the Third is to Use WordPress, and work with a WordPress Collaborative Internet Team of Heroic Hippies! Allen Darman aka 420SmokeMasterAllenD

January 17, 2013

Warrior Words of Wisdom Spoken From the Heart (12-20-2011)

Warrior Words of Wisdom Spoken From the Heart (12-20-2011)

16JAN

Some are still in denial about the true meaning of the NWO or OWO, but it is still the same agenda…

I suggest that you spend your energy planning your defensive tactics…

I too will be on the FEMA CAMP bus…see you there.

I choose to believe that I am going to live forever…somewhere.

They can have this body but I will fight to save my soul.

We have little time left to decide which way to go.

Our Government Will Soon Enslave Us, Religion Will Always Betray Us, Only Unity Can Save Us Now.

Stand With Me.

Written by: Anonymous

Dated December 20, 2011

Web Address of the Original Copy of this Nutrientscure WordPress Blog: http://nutrientscure.wordpress.com/2011/12/21/warrior-words-of-wisdom-spoken-from-the-heart-by-anonymous-12-20-2011/

January 16, 2013

***MUST READ*** Material: The ***ONLY COURSE OF ACTION*** To SAVE Two Lesbian 420sub WordPress Internet Freedom Heroes From Certain Death Quite Soon (1-11-2013)

http://wp.me/p2lIQI-is